Portland Painters Are Coming Soon!

Women love the greatest painter in Portland Oregon

Ladies, please! Keep your clothes on.

The rumors are true.

I’m sure you’ve heard the stories:

“There’s a new painter coming to Portland Oregon, and he’s gonna set the town on fire. Break out the Pinot Noir!”

Oh, but he’s no ordinary painter.

He puts magic on the walls.

His name – Mark Myhre

His skill level – off the charts

His demeanor – a cute shyness that belies a quiet confidence in his abilities as the best house painter on the West Coast of the United States of America.

Portland PainterSo get in line, folks!  Please, stay orderly.  He’ll get to each and every one of you.

Bottom line:  if you’ve been even thinking about having some house painting done – interior or exterior – then this may be the best day of your life.

You’ll always remember where you were and what you were doing, when you first heard the news of this legendary painter who’s traveling all the way from the swamps of Florida to the great state of Portlandia.

Stay tuned!

Or, to secure your place in line, you may call him at 352 214 6317

And ladies, please.  Keep your clothes on.

And for all of you, just stand back and marvel.


2 Responses so far.

  1. Berry says:

    You look like you’re kind of full of yourself here

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